If you thought you could just hop on over to Walmart and Kroger on a Sunday morning sans makeup wearing your old Victoria Secret sweats and ratty Ugg boots unnoticed, then you are sadly mistaken.
First, let's dissect the sentence and learn what is wrong with it-
<sans makeup> Stop! No. Don't even think about it. And I don't mean pancake base and Snooki eyes. I'm talking about some hide your under eye circles, barely there lipgloss, one coat mascara makeup. Errbody got time for that.
<Victoria Secret sweat and ratty Ugg boots> who knows what college coeds roll out of bed wearing these days? but I'm betting this is not it. Don't risk dating your look. Throw on a boyfriend tee, skinnies, cute flats and buy yourself an extra 5 years.
<Sunday morning> if you were at church, you wouldn't have to worry about this! And with that comment, I am officially my Mom.
This is what I guarantee will happen if you don't take my advice.
You are going to run into your ex-boyfriend and that girl you hated in college. And that's before you have even left the produce section. Don't end up like me crouching behind the bananas trying to hide from the aforementioned people.
Umm yeah, so maybe the above scene is a little over-dramatized. Yet so true. You know exactly what I am talking about! Law of the universe, you run into absolutely everyone and their dog when you look like crap! So take my advice...
Or ask Mila Kunis...